Another Kingdom of Loathing commish, this 'un for Darkewolfe.

Here was the description:
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I'd like a male KoL type character. It doesn't have to be shown specifically, but he's from a seal clubbing background, so he's a somewhat Norse character. Shorter full beard, longer, crazy norse hair. That sort of thing. (It'd be red if you were showing color, which you aren't, but just so you can envision it. )

I'd like him to be wearing the furry pants and an eyepatch, and raising a weapon-sized tiny plastic sword. (so, some sort of cutlass or rapieresque looking weapon) He's got a viking helmet on, and around his neck is a dead guy's watch on a chain, kinda along the Flava Flav style. It'd be great if the viking helmet could be slightly askew as well.

And if all of that isn't too horribly detailed, it'd be neat if he could have a cymbal-playing monkey on the ground by his feet. I'd really like to emphasize the spookiness of the monkey, if you can, perhaps with wild, staring eyes, and the impression that he is perpetually clanging those hell-spawned cymbals together. Somewhere in the construction of those cymbals was some non-euclidean geometry, that's all we're saying.
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I think I got all that.